For those of you following along at home, life just got real. Today I learned a thing or two about embryonic fluid. Apparently, if this fluid begins to leak, they admit you to the hospital because most likely your baby is on the way. What does this mean for me? Well it means I will finally have the classroom all to myself.
I am rather excited about the whole situation. I think that it is great that the lady I teach with is having a baby and she will make a great mother, but also I will now have the chance to add my own flavor (white devil flavor) to the classroom. While this was exciting news to end my day with, I also forgot to mention that a large number of students have infentigo. When the nurse first told me the news, I could have sworn she said elephantiasis. Imagine my disappointment when I pictured my classroom full of children who would be required to carry their testicles around in a shopping cart. However, I was relieved to learn that she said infentigo, which just means that huge bolstering pus mounds would be on my student's faces.
Anyway, I wanted to dedicate most of this entry to an email Jill sent me about Muslims not being capable of being good American citizens, but I have decided that I might have to spend more time researching everything I wanted to rant and rave about. Mom let me know if that email was sent to you as a serious message, or was it just one of your friends messing around with you? Love you all.
Sincerely,
The 3rd grade teacher formerly known as "White Bastard"
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well Hal it was a serious e-mail and didn't think it would throw you into such a tiz - then again I should have known.
Love you
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